baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

minuty:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: secyass)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

There’s planetary objects in the asteroid belt bigger than Pluto. And in the Kepler belt beyond Pluto.

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

(Source: descendantof)

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

(Source: supermans)

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice)

jetgreguar:

everydayedward:

anatomintheuniverse:

knowledgethroughscience:

Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.

mt etna is my bro

In preparation for 420calypse

blaze it nature 

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

(Source: jewishsanta)

"You only lose what you cling to."

Buddha (via oliviacatalina)

(Source: lazyyogi)

"Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait."